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Huh?!?!?!

If that isn't creepy, I don't know what is.

This section is dedicated to the various "what did you just say!?!" comments that come out of the mouths of teenagers nowadays. This probably won't be funny to you unless you were there. But considering the people that come to my page... you probably were there. Anyways, enjoy.

• "Your hands smell like smoke. And you [Sarah], your hands smell like 'begina'." - Kev
• "You never know. Her poo could be my treasure." - Aliza, referring to Lindsay's (from Chemistry) feces
• "Hey guys, you know what I like? Pomerangatans." - Melitta, talking about pomegranates
• "I wonder if this pizza box will fit in my mouth..." - um... me
• "Oh yeah? Well you're a pile of pee!" - My brother
• "Are you really that lazy!?!?" - Creepy ID man (k, so he's not a teenager, but meh)
• "Wouldn't it be funny if you asked for poutine without the fries and the gravy?" - Kev
• "I feel so flexible." - Melitta
• "Hey, I'm gunna get wings tattooed on my back." - Terry
• "Dumb Gap. Gap dumb. Dumb Gap..." - Linds
• "I have a cucumber in my pocket." - I'm so cool...
• "What the hell does tu-mol-u-tous mean?" - Melitta, asking about the word tumultuous
• "We were outside, you know where we go to...uh...stand" - Think it was Melitta...nice save...
• "Eeeww! It's so BIG!!!" - Vincey
• "Hey guys. We're on the train to hell. There's no turning back now, unless you take another train going the opposite way..." 
• "Hey has anyone ever peed their pants while doing this?" - ahem...
• "I think you should get lips tattooed on your ass. It'd be funny...why aren't I doing it? Because it's dumb."
• "I want a pin. I like pins. " -Melitta
• "It's a problem free...society" - Grame, when told to "take away" the rest of Hakuna Matata
• "I like to play leap frogs w/ little boys and not make it over" - Written on the pencilcase belonging to the Fat Guy that sat behind me in Finite
• "I'm so relieved..." - Melita
• "I have crab." - haha
• " I like blonds. *Wink*" - Lindsay
• "What's the point in big thongs? You only need it to cover your hole." - ahahahahahaa!!! couldn't stop laughing!!!

More to come later...

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